Verse 1:

I can’t stand my baby

It’s a real drag

I think I’m going crazy

I’m gonna go radge

It is uncool

Oh yeah

Verse 2:

I can’t stand the tempo

I can’t take the noise

I wanna be a baby

I wanna touch toys

I am uncool

Oh yeah

Instrumental.

Verse 3:

I can’t stand up

Let me sit down

Let me hear a record

Let me hear Brahms

This is uncool

Oh yeah

Oh yeah

Oh no!

Lyrics: J. Callis / E. Reynolds