MYSTERY ACTION

Verse 1:

My baby got mystery action

Well she lookin’ like a fatal attraction

So I call her on the telephone

Say won’t you come on round

It’s cold out so were stayin’ at home

I gotta say out loud

Battery operated – She got flashing lights

Push button activated – She got no time for fussin’ and fights

She’s not recommended by a problem page

For children under three years of age

She never far away but she’s always out of sight

Verse 2:

Yeah baby I’m your mister reaction

My mind is aching and it’s missing a fraction

Now you’re doin’ what you always do bump and go and scream

You don’t know where you’re goin’ to or even where you’ve been

Battery operated – With a beep-beep sound

Push button activated – You’ll never catch her runnin’ around

She don’t try to be like a TV star

Her mystery action won’t go that far

The way she’s acting is a mystery to me

Instrumental.

Verse 3:

My baby got a mystery action

Well she’s lookin’ like a fatal attraction

So I call her on the telephone

Say won’t you come on round

It’s cold out so were stayin’ at home

I gotta say out loud

Battery operated – she got flashing lights

Push button activated – she got no time for fussin’ and fights

She don’t try to be like a TV star

Her mystery action won’t go that far

The way she’s acting is a mystery to me

The way she’s acting is a mystery to me

The way she’s acting is a mystery to me

J. Callis