We are delighted to announce two forthcoming appearances of our musical performance groupe ôThe Rezillosö. These events will be held at the Wulfrun Hall in Wolverhampton on the 10th of December, and the London Astoria in London, the capital of Great Britain and her sovereign colonies on the 11th of December respectively, and collectively they will form the ôWasted @ Xmas 2005 Festivalsö.

These performances will be enhanced by the employment of moderne electronic amplification apparatus of the type frequently seen in many public halls nowadays. Due to the current gas shortage, it is also likely that electrical sodium anbaric lighting will be used to illuminate the stage area. Although these devices may sound rather frightful to those of a nervous or infirm disposition, we are reliably informed by leading authorities on the subject that there is no cause for concern, and that a certain degree of bright and loud frightfulness is normally æde-riguerÆ for such occasions anyway.

Tickets for both these performances can be obtained from:

The Interview contains transcriptions of our adventures in New York City during the latter days of the 20th century whilst making our phonographic long playing record ôCanÆt Stand The Rezillosö.

It all sounds terribly exciting, and The Big Takeover can be obtained from Borders Books and Barnes and Noble stores in the United States, citizens of Great Britain and other principalities and dominions should consult the BTO internet website for further details on how to obtain copies of this fine publication:

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Our world wide internet service ôwww.rezillos.comö, mentioned earlier in this article, is still available online, but will soon be replaced by a new website which is under construction at the moment. In keeping with the modern trends of the 21st century, the new ôgaily embellishedö site will be non-smoking and licensed for 24 hour patronage. You will of course require the use of the ôintegrated circuitö type personal ôcomputerö paraphernalia in order to access this tele-visual archive.

The computer really is the marvel of the modern age, and with the speed at which the sciences are developing nowadays iÆm sure that we certainly ôAint seen nothinÆ yetö! -Lets rock!

For your further distraction and entertainment:

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